🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 The iPhone 17 Pro is going BACK to aluminum, like it’s the early 2000s all over again! So if you’ve been waxing poetic about titanium, guess what? Time to put that sentiment in the recycle bin! ♻️💀 Leaked like your mom's secret spaghetti sauce recipe, the “news” says we’re getting a fresh new aluminum chassis instead of solid space-age titanium! *Cue Drake pointing meme* 👉 "I want it, but not like this!" 🤦‍♂️ But wait, it gets spicier! This chunky hunk of metal is rumored to have an 8x telephoto lens that might just be able to capture your entire bank account balance in one frame! 💰💸 *Stonks* going down! 📉 Picture this: “Honestly, we just wanted to make it lighter so that you can carry your regrets easier!” said an imaginary Apple developer at a coffee shop. ☕😂 So get ready to crank out those #iPhone17Meme masterposts because this blow-up is gonna have apple fans crying “this is fine” while clutching their $1,200 paperweights.🔥🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: I predict the real revolution won’t be in phone materials but when Apple drops a phone that costs more than your car, but only has a single button and no internet access. *fist bump* 🤖✊ #BasedOrCringe? You decide! 👀💣