🚨🍏✨ iPhone 17 Pro Wishlist Alert! 🚨✨ Do you have a fashion-forward iPhone 17 Pro in mind, but are stuck in a plain-Jane color scheme? Monochrome is sooo 2008, fam! 😴 Let's paint this town... literally! 🎨💩 Imagine rolling up to the squad with an iPhone that screams “Tropical Sunrise” instead of “I went to art school but forgot how to have fun.” 🎉🍊 These muted colors are a big yikes – even my grandma’s flip phone has more personality! 😂💔 Rumor has it, Apple might bless us with a splash of fun – think “Electric Orange” over “Corporate Gray” (how many stocks do I need to buy to make this happen? 📈💰). But let's be real, they’re probably hiding those colors behind a paywall like it’s some kind of VIP club for the sad, rich kids! 🚪😩🔒 Imagine Tim Cook at the design meeting: 🗣️ "What if we just made this one… silver again?" 💬 "Yeah, and raised the price 🤷‍♂️ – you in?" The true stonks move? Colorful iPhones with price tags that don't make you want to seethe into oblivion! 💀🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If Apple doesn’t drop these colors, I’m leading a rebellion with bedazzled iPhones! Catch me chaining myself to the nearest Apple Store, wearing a neon wig! 🍭💥 #ColorfulRevolution #iPhone17ProTrending #ThisIsFine 🦄🚀