💀🍏 ATTENTION, APPLE ZOMBIES! 🚨 iPhone 17 Pro is about to drop this fall, and let me tell you, this camera upgrade is the hottest thing since sliced bread! 🍞💥 Picture this: your selfies looking so crisp that even your ex will slide into your DMs just to ask what filter you used. But honestly, who needs filters when your camera is literally powered by wizards? 🧙‍♂️✨ Rumor mill says we’re getting “super-duper” camera tech — it's like if the Hubble Telescope had a baby with a smartphone. 👶📷 🔍 Leaked developer quote: “We just slapped a few more lenses on it and called it innovation. 💸 Stonks!” – Tim from Accounting, probably. And get this, they’re coming with a **new night mode** that makes your late-night taco runs look like a Vogue photoshoot. 🌮📸 This is fine when the tacos are last night’s leftovers, right? 🤷‍♂️ Drake’s pointing? That’s you when you realize your pics are finally *not* cringe! 🚀💯 Based Apple, fr fr, but let’s be real — if they don’t drop a 3D hologram feature, I’m throwing my phone out the window. 🌌💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’re gonna be taking pics so good, they’ll cure sadness and end global warming, no cap. Get ready for *the ultimate selfie revolution*! 💀🤖