🚨🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s new AI feature is here, and it’s like that extra slice of pizza you didn’t ask for but devoured anyway! 🍕🍏🍕 So listen up, fam! Apple’s flexing hard with the iPhone 17 Pro’s AI that makes your selfies *look like they’re about to be immortalized in a Louvre exhibit*! 🎨✨ And guess what? You can STILL flex it on older models! 🎉 Talk about a glow-up without the glow-up fees, amirite? 💰💳 But hold up! 🤔 Before you start screaming “STONKS!!!” like a meme-lover, remember: most of this AI jazz is just a shiny wrapper around features you didn’t need in the first place. Like, sure, removing objects from photos is dope, but are we really here for just a glorified Snapchat filter? 😬 Fr fr, the only thing loaded in my phone are memes, not AI features. 😵‍💫💀 And this whole "AI revolution" feels like that one friend who always shows up late for the party and then hogs the aux cord. “Can I interest you in my dope playlist ... from 2017?” 🤖💬 *Leaked Apple Developer Quote*: “We just added a feature that lets you stop your friends from posing in front of your perfectly crafted sunset shot! Like... who even needs that?” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 Hot take time: By 2025, Apple will create an AI that writes your texts for you and still manages to make them sound like you’ve just fought a bear in the woods. 🚀 Are you ready for that chaos? #AppleLife #iPhone17 #MemeMagic #ThisIsFine 🍎✨