🚨🍏 ALERT: THE iPHONE 17 PRO IS COMING!!! 🍏🚨 Ladies and gents, buckle up because Apple just dropped a video hotter than a summer day in the Sun!! ☀️🔥 Get ready for the full rainbow 🎨 of iPhone 17 Pro colors, as if we asked for another shade of “Stonks Green” 💰 or “Cringe Blue.” No cap, if you mix any combination of these, you'll end up with a color that says "I got my life together…but also I definitely don’t!" 🤡💀 Rumor has it one of the *leaked developers* dropped this shady quote: “Bruh, we basically just throw paint at a wall and see what sticks.” – Timmy, Apple Intern, probably 😜. “Dummy models” are real, and they’re showing off like influencers on TikTok—everyone wants a piece but nobody knows why! 🤳👀 Remember when the last color was the hottest thing since sliced bread 🥖? Well, now it's just a whole loaf of "This is fine" dog memes! 😂 So, what’s next? An iPhone 17 Pro that *actually* folds like a burrito? 🌯👀 Or perhaps a color inspired by “Sad Drake” when he realizes he still has to charge it every night? 🚀 Prediction: By 2025, we'll all be using iPhones that double as mood rings, only instead of colors changing with our emotions, it’ll just tell you how broke you are based on your last Apple Pay transaction! 💸🔥 #iPhone17OrBust