🚨💥 A COLOR TORNADO HITS CUPERTINO! 🍊💀 Alright, fam, peach emoji your way to the phone store because we've got INSATIABLE leaks (and by that, I mean a bunch of colors that Apple probably borrowed from a toddler's crayon box) for the iPhone 17 Pro! 🎨✨ #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm 🚀 Shoutout to our leaker pal Majin Bu for dropping this juicy tea ☕️! Apparently, we’re getting FOUR *count them FOUR* new colors. One of the highlights? 🔥 **Action-Button Orange!** Because why not make your phone look like a construction site 🚧🤖? But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Rumor has it that the other colors include a shade called "Rich People Beige" 💰, "Desperate for Attention Purple" 💜, and "I’m Still Using This In 2030" Green 🍏. I don’t know who Apple thinks they are, but if I wanted a color palette like this, I’d just raid a 5-year-old's art supplies! 🙄💅 Fake Developer Quote Alert: “At this point, we might as well sell just colors without the phone. The users already care more about the vibe than the specs anyway." – some dude in a turtleneck, probably. So what’s the unhinged prediction? 📅 iPhone 17 Pro will soon come in a holographic option that displays your existential dread in 4K resolution! No cap, the future is WEIRD, fam! 😵‍💫 #AppleBoys Share this meme mayhem with your squad! 🤡👽💬