🚨📱BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro is basically LEGO for adults! 🔧🧱💀👾 Fans of the almighty Apple, hold onto your overpriced lattes ☕️ because this latest news is about as shocking as a new iPhone release without the included charger! 🤡💸 Yes, you heard right – the iPhone 17 Pro is NOT a brick wall! Apparently, you can actually fix this bad boy! 🙌👨‍🔧 Just be prepared for a full-on scavenger hunt for screws! 🧩💥 In a recent test, the good folks at “I’d rather be using Android” found that swapping batteries, ports, and speakers is easier than explaining to your boomer relative why they need a password to turn on their flip phone. 😵‍💫 No cap, tho. But *Scratchgate* is still lurking like a bad smell in the corner of the room. 🚪😳 One brave leaker said, “Honestly, we just hoped Apple would go the way of the dinosaurs on repairs. Instead, it's like they said, ‘Let them fix it!’ 🚀💀” So there you have it! iPhone 17 Pro: solidly more repairable than your love life 💔💵. 🔥🔥 And here's my hot take: In 5 years, Apple will start selling FIXER UPPER kits for the iPhone 17 Pro for the low price of $999.99. But they’ll throw in a free sticker! 📈👀💰 #Stonks #AppleGottaApple