
iPhone 17 Pro: A solid fix for your cringe-Scratchgate ๐ ๐โ๏ธ #RepairableButMakeItFashion ๐ ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฑBREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro is basically LEGO for adults! ๐ง๐งฑ๐๐พ Fans of the almighty Apple, hold onto your overpriced lattes โ๏ธ because this latest news is about as shocking as a new iPhone release without the included charger! ๐คก๐ธ Yes, you heard right โ the iPhone 17 Pro is NOT a brick wall! Apparently, you can actually fix this bad boy! ๐๐จโ๐ง Just be prepared for a full-on scavenger hunt for screws! ๐งฉ๐ฅ In a recent test, the good folks at โIโd rather be using Androidโ found that swapping batteries, ports, and speakers is easier than explaining to your boomer relative why they need a password to turn on their flip phone. ๐ตโ๐ซ No cap, tho. But *Scratchgate* is still lurking like a bad smell in the corner of the room. ๐ช๐ณ One brave leaker said, โHonestly, we just hoped Apple would go the way of the dinosaurs on repairs. Instead, it's like they said, โLet them fix it!โ ๐๐โ So there you have it! iPhone 17 Pro: solidly more repairable than your love life ๐๐ต. ๐ฅ๐ฅ And here's my hot take: In 5 years, Apple will start selling FIXER UPPER kits for the iPhone 17 Pro for the low price of $999.99. But theyโll throw in a free sticker! ๐๐๐ฐ #Stonks #AppleGottaApple
