🚨✨ BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pricing Leaks - Hold Onto Your Wallets! 💸💀✨ So, we’re all bracing for the new iPhone 17 series droppin' like it's hot this September! 🍏💥 You know those prices are about to be so high even Elon Musk’s bank account is sweating! 🤡💰💦 👀 The lineup is lit! 👀 We've got: 1. **iPhone 17**: aka “The Basic B*tch” - rumored to start at $999. Stonks? 🤔 Nah fam, more like broken dreams. 2. **iPhone 17 Air**: $1,199 - 'cause who doesn’t want to pay extra for “air”? 😂💨 3. **iPhone 17 Pro**: $1,299 - you’re basically buying a new kidney at this point. 😵💔 #DrakePointing 4. **iPhone 17 Pro Max**: $1,499 - bring your life savings and a certified financial advisor! 📈🤖 💬 *"Bro, I just wanna buy a phone, not a house!"* - probably some poor soul at the Apple store right now. 🏚️ Get ready for the classic “This is fine” meme when they unveil these prices! 🔥 But lowkey, Apple’s gonna drop a color so fab people will start selling their organs for the iPhone 17 – remember you heard it here first! 🚀👀💣 🔥👽 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be paying in crypto and our souls for new iPhones. BANK ON IT. #NoCap