🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pricing Predictions 🤑🔥 So, you thought the iPhone 16 was the peak of tech glory? 🤡💀 Nah fam, Apple has chugged some *serious* stonk juice and it’s about to hit your wallet like a freight train 🚄💰💸. With the end of the tariff pause, experts (aka the “tinfoil hat club”) are dropping the bomb that the new iPhone 17 could be just *casually* cruising at $2,400. Yes, you heard that right. *Whew* 😵‍💫 Leaked convo from a developer: 🧑‍💻 “Hey bro, you think people will actually pay $2,400 for a phone?” 👨‍💼 “They’ve paid more for less. Just slap some fresh stickers on it and call it a ‘Pro Max Ultra Edition’.” 🤖💔 As consumers, we’re literally sitting in our burnt-out homes like *this is fine* 🔥☕ as Apple fills their coffers higher than Snoop's stash. Drake pointing at your empty bank account? *YUP!* 😭➡️💸 Honestly, if the iPhone 17 sells out faster than toilet paper during a pandemic, I’ll eat my AirPods. But who am I kidding? Apple fanboys are *so* brainwashed they’d pay $4,000 for a fancy charging brick! #Based 🙌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next iPhone will come with a calf massage feature and a pet AI dog named "Apple Cider" 🐕🍏💥—SEE YOU IN 3023!