🚨🍏 iPhone 17 LEAKS: Everyone put your phones down! They might get jealous! 🥴💔 So, Apple’s dropping the iPhone 17 on September 9th, and apparently, they’re putting MORE RAM and storage into this bad boy. Like, if I had a dollar for every time they did the bare minimum to get us hyped up... 💸💀 📈🌌 TrendForce says these new models might just make your wallet lighter while your storage gets HEAVIER. It’s the classic “we made it better but still charging you for the privilege” move. Classic Apple! 🤡 Stonks? More like *Broke* stonks. 💀 Some genius in the Apple office said, “If we make it slightly faster, maybe they won’t notice we still haven’t added a charger!” 🚀✨ Real galaxy brain vibes, fam. Just put a charger in the box next time, ok? Drake says *“What’s better than one iPhone? TWO iPhones!”* But in reality, it’s just TWO times the price tag, am I right? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ **HOT TAKE**: The iPhone 17 will come with a feature where it locks you out of social media for 24 hours if you try to complain about it! 🤖💔 Get ready to be *influenced* into cell phone oblivion! In conclusion: 🤝 Just give me a flip phone and call it a day! This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥 #iPhone17 #AppleCrap