iPhone 17 leaks got me like ๐๐ธ๐ค: Prices, features & spoilers we ALL need! ๐๐ฑ #Apple #FOMO
๐จ๐๐ HEARD A RUMOR? THE IPHONE 17 IS ABOUT TO DROP AND ITโS GONNA SLAP HARDER THAN YOUR BUDDYโS DAD! ๐ค ๐ฐ We got leaks so juicy, they need a towel! ๐๐ฅ Mark your calendar, besties! โณ On September 9th at 1 PM ET (yeah, like you wonโt be late), Apple will STRUT its stuff on stage like itโs the next contestant on "The Price is Right!" Maybe theyโll even reveal the iOS 26 features thatโll make your old iPhone start๐๐ชฆ. Honestly, be prepared for all the โawesomeโ camera upgrades that literally just make dark selfies a tinge less horrifying. ๐๐คณ Our boy Majin Bu is on the case! ๐ฆ๐ He dropped some spicy thefts of the iPhone 17 Pro Max cases and LET ME TELL YOU, itโs got a camera bump so massive it could become a tourist attraction in Silicon Valley! ๐คก๐ Is the rest of the case hiding behind a white rectangle? I s2g, this is fine! ๐ฅ Also, shoutout to developers at Apple who said, โWe canโt add more features, so letโs just disguise the old ones.โ - *leaked convo from the break room.* ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot take: The iPhone 17 will literally unlock your fridge, but only if you pay an extra $199.99 for the โfridge unlocking feature.โ No cap, stonks will go TO THE MOON! ๐๐ค #iPhone17 #BlessedOrCursed
