🚨🍏🍏 HEARD A RUMOR? THE IPHONE 17 IS ABOUT TO DROP AND IT’S GONNA SLAP HARDER THAN YOUR BUDDY’S DAD! 🤠💰 We got leaks so juicy, they need a towel! 🌊🔥 Mark your calendar, besties! ⏳ On September 9th at 1 PM ET (yeah, like you won’t be late), Apple will STRUT its stuff on stage like it’s the next contestant on "The Price is Right!" Maybe they’ll even reveal the iOS 26 features that’ll make your old iPhone start👀🪦. Honestly, be prepared for all the “awesome” camera upgrades that literally just make dark selfies a tinge less horrifying. 😂🤳 Our boy Majin Bu is on the case! 📦👀 He dropped some spicy thefts of the iPhone 17 Pro Max cases and LET ME TELL YOU, it’s got a camera bump so massive it could become a tourist attraction in Silicon Valley! 🤡💀 Is the rest of the case hiding behind a white rectangle? I s2g, this is fine! 🔥 Also, shoutout to developers at Apple who said, “We can’t add more features, so let’s just disguise the old ones.” - *leaked convo from the break room.* 🔥🔥 Hot take: The iPhone 17 will literally unlock your fridge, but only if you pay an extra $199.99 for the “fridge unlocking feature.” No cap, stonks will go TO THE MOON! 🚀🤑 #iPhone17 #BlessedOrCursed