🚨🍏 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Air Leaks 🍏🚨 Gather ‘round, fellow tech nerds, because the iPhone 17 Air is about to land like it’s the next Marvel movie: WAY overhyped and probably just a rehash of last year’s plot! 🤡💤 🔥👀 Sources say this sleek little devil is slimming down faster than your hopes of getting rich in crypto. We’re talking improved battery life (no cap), which means you might actually do *one* productive thing with your life instead of scrolling TikTok all day! 🌌📱 🎨 **New COLORS** are on the horizon! Imagine a pastel pink that screams, "I regret buying this overpriced paperweight!" 💅 But get ready because the price tag is set to hit higher than Elon Musk on a caffeine high. 💰🚀 And what’s this? Leaked quotes from the *developer* team say, “We basically just made it slimmer, so give us your money!” 💀🤣 Drake’s pointing at the iPhone 16 and saying, “I’m literally not selecting that!” while the 17 is just the same phone with a slight glow-up. 🥴 Here’s my hot take: The iPhone 17 will come with a built-in therapist app because prepare to be SIMP-ing for those new features that’ll leave you seething! 🤖🔥 So buckle up, fam, because September is about to be wild! 🥳💥 Time to start saving for your new second mortgage—uh, I mean, iPhone! 🏡💸 #iPhone17Air #StonksToTheMoon