🎉📱🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 is here, and it’s so slick that you'll drop it harder than your ex dropped that “we need to talk” bombshell 💔. But for real, if you’re not rocking a case, are you even living? 🤡💀 🚀💰 Apple just blessed us with the holy quartet: the iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Air (for when you want to pretend you’re on a diet but still eat the whole pizza 🍕), 17 Pro (for wannabe influencers), and the 17 Pro Max - aka the brick-sized money pit that screams "I make questionable financial decisions!" 💸💸. Now, the big brain move? Protect your precious tech with a case! 🛡️ Because if your phone falls and you don’t have a case, did it even fall, bro? 🤔💭 I mean, even Casetify is dropping cases like they’re stonks 📈💸. Apple’s in on it too, showing off cases that cost more than your Netflix subscription FYI. 💬 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, I just made my case out of duct tape and hope. #CopingMechanism.” 🙃 🔥 So here's the tea, fam: in 2026, iPhones will come with built-in airbags. No cap.💣 Get ready for the ultimate crash protection! Buckle up, kids. This is going to be WILD. 🤯🌌