🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS: iPhone 17 Event Is Basically “AI? What’s That?” 🚨🤯 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods because Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and... **drumroll**... NOBODY ASKED ABOUT AI! 😂 Like fr fr, it’s 2023 and they forgot to invite Artificial Intelligence to the party. Last year, they were shouting "AI this, AI that” like it was the latest TikTok dance craze. Now? Silence louder than your mom’s “why haven’t you called?” texts. 📱💤 Developer quote leak: "We learned from our mistakes… now we just make the mistakes quieter.” 🤫💀 It's almost as if Tim Cook is like Drake pointing away from AI: “Nah fam, we’re vibing with that sweet, sweet iPhone 17 bling instead.” 🤑✨ Meanwhile, the engineers sipping their lattes are like, "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Honestly, Apple is so focused on shiny buttons and more colors than a toddler's crayon box, they forgot about the *GASP* potential of AI! Stonks? More like stunt p*nts! 😂📉 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, the most advanced iPhone feature will be the ability to charge *while* you’re texting your ex—because that’s the real “intelligence” we all need. 🚀🤖💔 Share this meme-volution with your fellow techies—let’s keep the chaos rolling! 🤡