🍏🔮 iPhone 17 is LITERALLY on the horizon like some mythical beast that promises to devour our wallets whole! 📱💸🔥 Is this the phone that’ll finally let us FaceTime while skydiving? NO! But here are *three* features that have everyone crying in anticipation (or is that just me?? 😭): 1️⃣ **A.I. That Actually Works!** 🤖➡️👻 Word on the street (or should I say *leaked in the Apple break room*) is that Siri is finally learning more than just how to set timers 🙄. "Hey Siri, send a meme to my crush" - now that's stonks! 💌📈 2️⃣ **USB-C** 💀 Maybe Tim Cook woke up one day and decided his life was too easy. But they said “Oh heck yeah!” to a universal charger. Take THAT, rogue cables! ⚡💥 3️⃣ **Sick Camera Upgrades** 📸 - They're going to let us *actually* take photos in low light! Perfect for those dark moments after a 3 AM binge of TikTok. This is fine. 😩✨ 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're taking 'fancy' to a WHOLE new level. Like, did we hire a wizard?!" 🔮✨ So prepare your wallets, fam 🤡🔥! Hot take: The iPhone 17 will launch alongside Apple’s *first* fashion line, because nothing screams “I’m broke but trendy” like an overpriced phone case! 💅🍏🔥 #AppleWhaleGains