🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH UNIVERSE 🔥🚨 So, you thought you'd FINALLY join the iPhone cult with the iPhone 17? 🤡💀 Nah fam, let me hit you with this spicy tea: the real flex is coming NEXT YEAR with the iPhone Fold! 😱📱📖 Like, Apple is playing chess while we’re all out here just trying to figure out Connect Four. 🧠💥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, who needs one flat screen when you can have two? 😅 Just make sure it doesn’t fold like my will to live!” 😂💔 So here’s the vibe check: You think you’ll flex with that shiny new iPhone 17? Drake’s gonna be like “Nah, I’m good.” (points to future iPhone Fold) 📉🚫 This is on some next-level galaxy brain stuff! Apple, you can’t keep us on the leash forever. 🐶💰 But like, let’s be real. Are you ready to say goodbye to your bank account when the Fold drops? Stonks? MORE LIKE: *DOOMED* 💸💀 📢 Hot Take: NEXT YEAR, the iPhone Fold will literally be the only thing worth holding. Fr fr, it’s gonna make the 17 look like your dad’s flip phone from 2005! 🤖🔥 So slap a ‘skip’ on that 17 and wait for the real deal! 📆🚀 Y’all can thank me later! 😜💥 #Apple #TechDrama #iPhoneFold