🚨🍏 iPhone 17 SALES GO Brrrrr in CHINA! 🍏🚨 So, let me get this straight: Apple drops the iPhone 17, and the sales go up by 22% in CHINA?! 💰📈 My wallet just screamed louder than a toddler on a sugar rush! 😱🔥 Tim Cook was on that Q4 2025 earnings call like: “We couldn't be more pleased.” 💅👀 Bruh, how about we all just admit it’s mostly the shiny new colors and a camera that could literally film the next Marvel movie? 🎥✨ 😂 #Cameradreams And you KNOW the iPhone fanatics are out here with their “Drake pointing” memes every time someone mentions the **iPhone 17** vs. **everything else**. This is fine 🤐💅 (spoiler alert: it’s NOT fine when your iPhone 8 crashes during a TikTok challenge! 💀). 🚀 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We just added a ‘Sick’ mode to the iPhone 17, designed for maximum cringe. Sure, it’s not a game-changer, but it’s enough to get the stonks up!” 🤖💸 🔥 Hot take: In 2026, Apple will release the iPhone 17.5 which will literally just be a LIGHT BULB, and people will still line up for it like it's the holy grail. No cap! 🧐📱💥 Share this ASAP before Apple tries to sue me for telling the truth! 🤡💀