🚨📱iPhone 17 ALERT!🚨 Get ready folks, because Apple is about to drop its latest overpriced rectangle of joy this September! 😱💰👀 🔥Rumor has it the iPhone 17 will be so advanced, it’ll finally have a feature that makes you breakfast and tells you your social life is in shambles! 🤖🥞 No cap, they’re also predicting iOS 26 will come with some "lit" new vibes—like making Siri finally respond to your existential crises! 😵💫 Leaked report from an *anonymous* Apple developer: “Honestly, we just slapped a ‘17’ on it and hoped for the best. Who needs innovation when you have *stonks*?” 📈🤑 So, what's the damage? Expect your wallet to be as empty as your social life because they’re definitely keeping the price tag at ‘pay your rent’ levels! 🤡💸 *Drake vibe*—I’m not here for this. And here's the kicker: Apple is going to run out of names for iPhones soon. Next year could be the iPhone 💤! 😂🌌 🔥 In conclusion: There will be drama, there will be tears (mostly from your bank), and in 2030, we’ll be sending our iPhones to college. Spread the chaos! 🚀👾