🚨BREAKING: APPLE'S GONNA DITCH LUXURY FOR TECH GEEK CHIC?!🚨 🤡👀 Hold on to your iPhone cases, fam! 🦾 Our favorite leaker, Majin Bu (no, not the Dragon Ball Z character, but let’s be real, that would be sick), just dropped some color shots of Apple’s alleged new TechWoven cases for the iPhone 17. Because who doesn’t want their phone wrapped in a synthetic fabric that sounds like it came straight from a sci-fi movie? 🎨🔬 Say goodbye to “luxury” vibes that made you feel like you were holding a brick of gold, and hello to… something that’s more like your tech-savvy cousin’s DIY project! 💻✨ An "informed" source from Apple apparently said, “Bro, we gotta ditch the FineWoven; even our products are seething from embarrassment.” 💀🔥 Drake was all like "Nah to FineWoven 😅" and is now pointing at the new colors like, “That’s the vibe, fam!” 🌈💰 So, rubber ducks are out, but TechWoven is in? 🤖💔 These cases might be stronger but will they make your battery last longer? LOL, COPE 😂 🔮**Hot take:** By 2025, Apple will invent TechWoven 3000 with color-changing capabilities that will literally respond to your emotions. If you’re sad, it turns into a deep, dark void. #UpgradeOrDie 🔥🚀 Share this for the chaos, and prepare for the iPhone fashion revolution! 🚀💀💰