Hold onto your butts, folks! 🍑🚀 Apple just pulled a *classic Apple move* with the iPhone 17 color lineup, and it’s giving off major “fleeced by a fruit” vibes. 🍏💸 According to a *totally legit* source—some Korean blogger named yeux1122 😂—the new shades are here to bless your Instagram feed, or ruin your life, one more time 🙃💀. So get ready for: - 🔮 **Purple** (because basic is the new aesthetic) - 💚 **Green** (for when you want to feel like you're flexing while saving the planet, or just flexing) - 💙 **Sky Blue** (ideal for those sky-high phone bills) But wait—there's a cherry 🍒 on this mess! Rumors swirl that only one model will snag *the ultra-exclusive* color. Like, “sorry fam, guess you’ll have to *cope*” if you wanted that drip on the base model. 😤💔 “Yo, bro,” said an imaginary Apple developer, “we’re low-key doing this for the stonks, no cap. The fewer colors, the more *cha-ching*! 💰💰” In conclusion, get hyped for what sounds like a color scheme made by a high schooler at art class, and stay tuned because I predict the iPhone 17 will come with *zero* new features, but hey—at least it's pretty 🤡🔥 #ThisIsFine Share this if your friends need a laugh or are still debating which color will match their TikTok dance 🎤💃!