🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF APPLEBOROUGH! 🍏🤪 Grab your iPhone 17 cases, because they’re about to be as hot as your last relationship! 🔥💔 Apparently, Apple's serving us some serious “what the heck” vibes with their *brand new* iPhone 17 and a Watch that has TOUCH ID??! 🤯💅 In this episode of “Why Are We Still Paying for This?” we dive into 9to5Mac Daily where your favorite tech podcasters (probably powered by caffeine and existential dread) recap the *top* stories. Spoiler alert: it’s just more overpriced glass and aluminum! 🤡💰 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just added Touch ID because Face ID kept getting confused when people wore masks 😂😷.” Well, guess they didn’t consider the fact we also wear glasses… Just saying! And shoutout to our sponsor Backblaze for promising to save your files, but not your wallet. 😅 Use code “9to5daily” when you finally give up on life and need to back up your TikTok drafts. Prediction alert! 🚀 In 2025, Apple will release the iPhone 18 that folds into a cat 🐱. No cap, mark my words! #Stonks 📈💀