🚨🍏💔 Hey fam, grab your lanyard and prepare your scroll-fingers because iPhone 17 case leaks are HERE and they’re giving us… holes? 🤡 Yep, lanyard holes. Because apparently, we needed to be able to attach our phones like they're our emotional support animal! 🦮 *cue Drake's "This is fine" meme* 🔥 And what's this? Tim Cook holding a TED Talk for nerds on AI? Like, bro, is he trying to rebel against the boring? 💀💼 His pep talk was probably just him saying, “Just let the machines do all the work while we collect stonks.” 🤖 💰 Meanwhile, in iOS 26 beta 5, they’re doubling down on inverted scroll direction! Like, seriously Apple? You want us to feel like we’re defying gravity while taking selfies? 🌀🔄 Bizarre. The only way this is acceptable is if Apple adds anti-gravity functionality to the Phone 17. Also, rumor has it Apple and Google might be ending their default search deal... I can already hear the collective scream of iPhone users searching for "what is DuckDuckGo?" 😱✋ 🔥HOT TAKE: By 2026, Apple will launch the iPhone 20B that runs on pure memes and AI-generated TikTok dances. #based or nah? 💃🚀 Share this if you’re ready for the chaos!