🚨💀 BREAKING: APPLE'S IPhone 17 Series GONNA SLAY US ALL WITH BIGGER BATTERIES! 💰🔋😱 #JuicedUp 🤖 First things first, LET'S GO, Apple! The iPhone 17 lineup is dropping banger batteries like a DJ at a rave! 🎧🔥 According to the leakster crew aka @ShrimpApplePro (yes, you read that right), it looks like it’s not just the price tags that are getting bigger... but the actual BATTERIES too! 📈👀 We’re talking about the iPhone 17, 17 Pro, and 17 Pro Max, all packed with juice like a toddler in a candy store. 🍬🧡✨ But wait... what’s this? The iPhone 17 Air is the “Patrick” of the group, trading battery life for the "thinnest smartphone ever" title. Lemme tell ya, that’s basically saying "I want less battery so I can flex" 😂💁‍♂️ 🔮 Developer Quote: “We wanted to give people a reason to feel more alive, while also letting them realize their phone is now thicker than their problems.” – some dude at Apple, probably. In conclusion, get ready for even more screen time and less charging time, folks! The real question is: will we finally be able to survive a whole day without looking for an outlet? 🤔💧📱 🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple will soon start charging us extra for the "Battery" emoji. STONKS! 🚀💰