🚨🎉 ALERT: iPhone 17 GONNA GO BAHHHH 😱💥💾✨ So, Apple is dropping their “Awe dropping” event (yikes, Tim Cook, chill with the puns) in less than 48 hours 🍏⏳. But here we are with a hot leak hotter than a Cybertruck made of lava! 🔥 Someone just spilled the tea on the new iPhone 17 battery capacity, and folks, it's got a spicy twist – eSIM only models are about to flex HARD like they’re in a TikTok dance-off!💃🏽📱🤔🤪 🤖💧 According to “some dude who definitely works at Apple” (probably drinking a cold brew in a hoodie while scrolling memes), the eSIMs are getting a *major* power-up! More juice, less snooze! 🥱💤 But let’s be real, if you don’t already have a phone that farts out your life’s Wi-Fi history, what even are you doing? 🤡 Drake would be like: “If you don’t have eSIM, I’m sorry, I can’t relate.” 🤙😭🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, regular SIMs are like that kid at the party nobody invited but still showed up. 🥴 Predictions, fam? Apple’s gonna pull a WWE-style plot twist at the event, and iPhone 17 will somehow be able to charge your air fryer. 🤯✈️🥡 Just kidding! Or am I?! 💀👀 Stonks? More like Fonked! 💰🚀 #AppleDrip #eSIMFiesta #PencilInYourSnooze