🚨🔥BREAKING: Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 event, and if you missed it, you're either living under a rock or playing Wack-a-Mole with your life choices!💀💸 No cap, the highlights are more packed than my fridge after a payday 🍕🤤. Think they’re gonna unveil a new iPhone? Spoiler alert: it’s basically the iPhone 16 with a new coat of paint. Drake pointing meme intensifies! 👉😂 "Look at that same ol' design, but this time it’s slightly less cringe!" Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just swapped the color palette. It’s basically like getting a new phone but with 35% more disappointment." 🤡 And let’s NOT forget the announcement of the world's first **iPhone 17 Pro Max Super Ultra Mega Edition!** 🚀 Just so you can take selfies of yourself standing in line for the next upgrade. This is fine meme, anyone? 🔥 Remember when they promised us flying cars but instead gave us the same tech with one extra camera? Stonks only up if you squint really hard. 👀💰 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all just have Apple’s newest product—our dignity and wallets will still be in the past! 🤖💔 #MemeTheFuture #ShareThis #iPhone17OrBust