🚨👀🚨 BREAKING NEWS! The Apple C1 modem is out here like your high school friend who claimed they'd start working out – great potential but still can’t even sprint! 🏃‍♂️💨 Yeah, you heard that right! 🍏💩 So apparently, Apple's trying to flex its own modem in the iPhone 17 Air, but here's the kicker: it’s slower on some carriers! 😱💔 That’s like pulling up in a Lambo only to find out it’s got a lawnmower engine under the hood. 🏎️💨🛠️ In a recent study by Ookla (who, by the way, definitely *doesn't* have a hidden agenda with the telecom industry 🤔), they’ve exposed that the C1 chip is popping off like a soda can left in the sun. 🍹🔥 Mixed signals like a relationship status on Facebook, we’re lost, fam. Developer Quote Alert! 🤖 “Our C1 modem is designed for speed... just not on Tuesday or Friday. Or... ever, actually.” 😵💬 And don’t even get me started on Apple’s latest pricing scheme – it's so high that Bezos is nodding in approval with a “stonks” meme. 📈💰 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The iPhone 17 Air will only be able to connect to Wi-Fi if you send a carrier pigeon 🕊️ with an iCloud link directly to Apple HQ, and yes, it’s totally based. 🤡💀 Share this with your tech buddies before they lose IQ points reading the actual specs! 💯💥