🍏🚀 *BREAKING: APPLE'S NEW STUFF IS HERE — YAWN OR YIKES?* 😴💔 Last week at the *Apple Event* (aka the annual tech cult meeting) we got hit with the *iPhone 17 lineup*, *AirPods Pro 3*, and *Apple Watch Series 11* like we all asked for it. Newsflash: WE DIDN’T! 🤡💀 Apparently, it’s time for mankind to rejoice over the *ultra-flimsy iPhone Air* — not to be confused with “I’m still carrying around a brick.” 🧱🆘 In the words of one “senior reviews writer” (definitely NOT my mom): “It’s sleek with a purpose.” Yeah, the purpose is to make your wallet cry. 💰😱 No cap, this new phone is thinner than the excuses I make when my boss asks why I’m late! 🌪️ And then we have the *AirPods Pro 3* – they say they sound better, but so does my neighbor's cat screaming at 3 AM. 🐱🔊 As for the *Apple Watch Series 11*? *Drake points* at it and says, “What do you mean, it tells time?”🕒🤷‍♂️ So, what’s the prediction? 🍀 *Apple drops a limited edition phone shaped like a piece of toast next year, and Gen Z eats it up.* 🔥🔥 You heard it here first! Share this post if you agree that tech innovation is just rebranding last year's “meh!” 🚀🦄 #AppleEvent #ThisIsFine