🚨📱💤 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Apple is about to drop the *iPhone 17 Air*, and it’s thinner than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you! 🌬️✨ But wait, it’s only got ONE camera?! 😱📸 Like, fr fr, who asked for a phone so thin it looks like it might get swallowed by a paper shredder!? 🤦‍♂️💀 In a shocking plot twist straight out of a bad reality show, Apple is abandoning multiple lenses in favor of looking sleek like a runway model. Limousine style, but make it *cringe*! 🚗🔥 #PaperThinPerks In classic Apple fashion, the real drama will come down to the price. You know it’s gonna be an *LEAKED* price tag that makes you feel like you’ve just been slapped by a premium subscription service 💰🤣. Picture this: “Is *$1,499* too much for a phone that can’t even take selfies in 4K?” 💸🤑 #StonksGoDownJustLikeYourBankAccount But here's the *real tea* ☕️—some “insider” developer said, “The thinner it is, the more you gotta spend!” and everybody else was like, “That’s just capitalism, baby!” 😈💸 If this is how Apple rolls, I’m predicting their next model will be an *iPhone 17 Air BnB*—comes with a hole in the chassis and zero battery life! 😂🚀 Are we ready for *that* level of chaos? 🌀💥