🚨🍏 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Might Just Be a Slightly Better iPhone 16? 🚨🍏 Listen up, fam! 📱💥 That BOA analyst Wamsi Mohani cooked up a hot take, but it looks like the only fire is in the meme world! 🔥🔥 According to Wamsi (with a name like that, he’s clearly in the know), Apple’s iPhone 17 hype train is gettin’ derailed, and it’s only chugging along at half-speed! 🚂💨 But guess what? He still thinks investing in Apple stocks is a solid play. I guess "tempered" is just code for “all the excitement of watching paint dry!” 🥱💸 Just imagine: Apple’s big reveal on September 9, and we’re all just sitting there like Drake pointing at the old iPhone models while crying into our overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💔 This is gonna be like “This is fine” but with more metal casing. 🤡💀 And in a totally **leaked** convo, one dev (totally legit and not made up 👀) was overheard saying, “Yeah, we basically slapped a new camera on it, made it a little faster, and charged 1k for it. Stonks! 💰💰” So, what's the wild prediction? I’m calling it: Apple’s NEXT BIG THING will be... a toaster that plays “Uptown Funk” every time you pop in bread! 🍞🔥 Future-proof your carbs, fam! ✌️ #AppleToaster2024