🚨💥 BREAKING APPLE RUMORS: iPhone 17 AIR is about to make the iPhone 16 look like a chunky brick! 🤯🍎 Like, imagine an iPhone so thin it could slide under your door to avoid eviction 😭💰. The “iPhone 17 Air” is coming in hot with a 6.6-inch display that’s basically an iPhone on a diet. They say this could be Apple's answer to your “I can’t fit my phone in my skinny jeans” dilemma. 🤳👖💃 And folks, there’s chatter in the dev dungeon 🏰🔧. A little birdie (probably Tim Cook himself, no cap) was overheard saying, “We’re thinking about making it thinner than your last girlfriend’s excuses.” 🤡💔 🔥💡 While Apple’s at it, let’s put Face ID on a hologram and call it a day! But fr fr, if this phone doesn’t come with a side of overpriced accessories (looking at you, dongles), then what are they even doing? 😤📉🤬 FINAL PREDICTION: The iPhone 17 will drop and you'll be so bamboozled by its thinness that you’ll forget it can’t run most apps. You heard it here first! 🤓🔮✨ Get ready to seethe, people! #iPhone17Air #BasedOrCringe?