🚨📱 BREAKING: The iPhone 17 Air just dropped a video that’s more beautiful than your favorite influencer’s vacation pics! 😍💎 Get ready for *Sky Blue*, the color that screams “I abandoned my responsibilities to buy this overpriced sandwich!” 🤡💀 👀🎨 Apparently, Apple thinks it can just throw some paint on a glorified paperweight and we’ll fawn over it like it’s a new Pokémon. 🤖💔 But hey, if you need a reason to flex on your friends with a $1,500 phone 🤭💸, at least now you can tell them it’s *Sky Blue*! Because who doesn’t love a color that sounds like it’s trying to flirt with the sky? 🌥️🍭 Insider scoops say, “We can't all have personality, so we give them colors instead.” - obviously an *Apple Developer™* who never saw the light of day. 😂 **Leaked conversation** overheard at the Apple HQ: **Tim Cook**: “How do we distract them from the $30 charging cables?” **Developer**: “Sky Blue! It’s like the ocean... but you still can’t swim with it!” 🌊🤷‍♂️ So, will you be buying the iPhone 17 Air, or are you just going to continue using that *ancient* brick you call a phone? Either way, it’s gonna be all over your TikTok feed like “STONKS!” 🚀💀 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using flip phones again, and Apple will sell us Sky Blue flip covers for $500! No cap! 📦📉