🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS* 🎉🚨: The battle of the iPhones is upon us! In one corner, we got the iPhone 16E flexin' like it just dropped a new mixtape, and in the other corner, the *mythical* iPhone 17 lurking like Bigfoot waiting for that September release. 👀🐒 🤖💸 Should you cash out your hard-earned guap on the doughy 16E, or hold your breath for the 17 – AKA the phone that's probably going to quietly fail like every new iPhone before it? Y'all out here on the edge of your seats like it’s the finale of Love Island. I mean, if we’re talking about the iPhone 17, you better prepare yourself for NO CHARGER and a price tag that’s gonna make your wallet go 💔💀. 😂💬 *Leaked quote from a random Apple dev*: “Honestly, just buy the iPhone 16E and ignore your emotional baggage. Who needs innovation when we can just change the color?” Meanwhile, the iPhone 17: *Drake Pointing* at you to WAIT! But, you know what they say? “No cap, if you’re waiting for the iPhone 17, you might as well be waiting for winter — when the stocks crash! 📉🔥 🔥💥 Prediction Alert: We’ll soon have a “no phone” “smart” phone that’s just a hologram in your pocket! So buy that iPhone 16E NOW before it becomes a museum exhibit! 🕵️‍♂️💎 Like & SHARE to make your friends LOL! Can’t cope with this tech chaos? Seethe! 🤡🚀