🍏📱 BREAKING NEWS: Apple drops the iPhone 16 and the world collectively gasps! 😱 BUT WAIT! Don’t throw your wallets into the abyss just yet! 💸 Introducing the iPhone 16E and the legendary iPhone 15 Pro—aka the “I wish I could afford the new one” duo! 🔥💀 Are you tired of selling your kidney just to flex on your friends? The iPhone 16E is here with a **steep** price of $599. Yes, you could buy a PS5 but, like, priorities, amirite? 🎮💔 And if you’re super savvy, you can grab a used iPhone 15 Pro between $538 and $684! 🤑💁‍♂️ Pro Tip: Just make sure the last owner wasn’t a cat or a toddler!😻👶 📉 Apple pulling the 15 Pro from their website feels like a classic "This is Fine" meme moment. But don’t worry, folks, we can all pretend we're kings while scrolling on a refurbished one for *only* $759. 🤡 DRAMA. Leaked Developer Quote: "We just want you to feel the pain of your choices. 😈 #AppleLife" 🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, Apple will just be selling iPhone skins for your old phones while we pretend it’s a brand new device. The future is cringe but based! 🤯🚀💥 Who’s in for the **iPhone 16E** party? 🍾🎊 Let’s go! ✌️