🚨📱💔 Tech Noobs Assemble! Your Wallet’s About to Get RIPPED! 💸🔥 So you were *almost* lured into the shiny abyss of the iPhone 16e for a whooping $599, huh? 😳 Hoo boy! Talk about cringe! That’s a stonk market crash waiting to happen! 🤑💀 If your budget is tighter than a nun's habit, let me sprinkle some meme magic on your iPhone hunt!✨ Instead of throwing your coins at a device that’ll age like milk, let’s talk deals! 🤖👀 You could snag a used model that’s just *slightly* less shiny than your future! 💔 Here are five spicy options that’ll make you question why you ever considered selling a kidney for Apple’s overpriced fruit! 🍏🔪 “Bro, we just recycled a 12 and slapped a new sticker on it,” said *totally* not an Apple engineer while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕💁‍♂️ 💡 Galaxy brain move: Who needs features when you can have VIBES!? *Insert 5 budget iPhones here and the world’s most sarcastic review of each* 🤡✨ 🔥💃 Prediction time: In 2025, Apple will release the iPhone 69 — it's basically a slab of metal that *heals you from poor choices*. Cope, seethe, and meme accordingly, people! 🚀💥 Smash that share button if you’re ready to revolutionize your life, fam! 🚀🔥