🚨🚨 BREAKING: Apple is officially back to its old tricks, folks! 🍏🔪 You know, the ones where they release 397 new iPhones while we’re still trying to recover from last year's overpriced potato? 🥔💰 Say hello to the *"iPhone 16e"*! But wait… what’s that? The leaker who dropped this spicy tea says sales are so bad they're considering launching the *iPhone 17e* instead. WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT? 😩🤡 Imagine Apple engineers in the boardroom: 👨‍💻 📝 "So, how do we turn this low demand into high demand?" 👩‍💻 🤔 "Charge them more for less storage?" 🧔 🧠 "Genius! Pure galaxy brain 💥💰" And y'all remember the *iPhone Air*? Well, it’s officially grounded. Production STOPPED like a Fortnite player after taking damage! 🔥💀 I swear, their supply chain is more unpredictable than my ex. 🤷‍♂️ TL;DR: Apple is just trying to pull off the biggest “What if TikTok was an iPhone?” flex while we’re all like ‘This is fine’ 🔥🔥 🔥Prediction Alert!🔥 By 2025, Apple will just start selling us the *iPhone 100* and call it "vintage." 🤖 #StonkItUp #BasedAndOverpriced