🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Verizon's going full Thanos on their workforce, snappin’ away 15,000 jobs like they’re just inconsequential dust! 💨💀 Say goodbye to 15K souls who probably thought they were living in the “this is fine” meme while working at the tech version of a dumpster fire! 🔥🗑️ 📉 According to the *Wall Street Journal* (translation: rich people talking to rich people), Verizon is also flipping ~200 stores into franchises. Like, bro, who even thought that was a good idea? “Hey, let’s make less money, but hand over the keys to our brand!” 🏪🗝️ #BigBrainMoves 🚀 It’s like they're playing some Chutes and Ladders, but only hitting the chutes! “Hey guys, can we just seethe in losses a little more?” 🤡💸 And don’t even get me started on their love affair with cutting costs while losing customers faster than you can say “What’s my WiFi password?” 😂 *Leaked dev quote* from some sad dude at Verizon: “We’re just trying to find the right balance between selling phones and selling our souls.” 🙃 🔥Hot take: In 2025, Verizon will rename themselves to ‘Ve-Bye-Zon’ because they’ve ghosted 90% of their employees! 💀💔 Fr fr, watch out for the new slogan: ‘We’re not dead yet, just franchised!’ 🤖🚀📉 #MemeTheTech 🔥💰