🚀🤖 *BREAKING: Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra vs. iPhone 16 Pro Max – Who’s Getting CLOWNED?* 🤡💀💥 ✨ *A FIGHT for the AGES!* ✨ In the left corner, wearing an overpriced glass back, we got the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra – so slick, it could literally slip out of your hands when texting your ex. 😂📉 Meanwhile, in the right corner, we have the iPhone 16 Pro Max, aka the phone that makes you a walking advertisement for corporate greed. 💰📱 💣 **LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE** 💣 – Both phones are like two kids arguing over whose lunch is more nutritious 🥗🍔. **Samsung:** “Look at my 200x zoom! 🕵️‍♂️ Makings of a future spy!” **iPhone:** “But I have a ‘cool’ software update every week, bruh.” 🤖🛠️ 🤔 *Who won?* Well, that's like asking who wins in a battle between a robot vacuum and a TikTok dance challenge! Spoiler: it’s a mess. 😂💀 But fr fr, if you like a phone that can *actually* make phone calls without crashing every other day (looking at you, Samsung), you might wanna cop that iPhone. Drake is definitely pointing at your bad decisions! 👀🫵 🔥 *PREDICTION TIME:* In 2025, Apple and Samsung will merge, and we’ll be forced to buy a “SamuPhone” – and it’ll only come in four shades of beige. Enjoy your overpriced paperweights, tech fam! 💀📱🔥 *Stonks or cringe? You decide!* 🚀💸