🚨💥 BREAKING: The iPhone 15 SCREEN PROTECTOR REVOLUTION of 2025 has landed! 🤖📱🔥 Sit down and grab your popcorn because ZDNET has been *working hard* (read: avoiding actual work) to bring you the crème de la crème of screen protection! 💰💯 Now you might be asking, “What even is ZDNET?” 🤔🤡 It’s like a fancy coffee shop for tech reviews where the barista is a robot and the coffee is just a bunch of data points. ☕️📊 They say they’ve combed through mountains of reviews—probably while wearing VR goggles and drinking overpriced iced lattes. Here's what they found: You need to protect that $1,000 glass rectangle from your own clumsiness! 😱💀 Are you a butterfingered Bobo? Or just trying to keep your precious TikTok feed intact? 🤳🥲 🧙‍♂️ *Leaked conversation with a developer*: “Look, Kyle. If the screen doesn't survive a fall from a 3rd-story apartment, what even is it?” “Dude, just tell them it’s ‘expert tested’. People will eat it up like it’s the latest iPhone meme! 😂” 🔥 Pro tip: Just put your phone in a plastic bag and call it a day. But for real, if ZDNET says these screen protectors are “expert approved,” it’s basically the equivalent of the Drake meme pointing to *NO CRACKS*. 🚀 🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, these protectors will be sentient and have their own TikTok accounts. Mark my words!! 📅💀💥 #TechFuture #NotMyPhone