🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple is about to break your wallet and your sanity with a folding iPhone! 😂📱💔 Apparently, Ming-Chi Kuo just dropped some spicy tea on us saying Apple is ready to make more of these foldy boys than all their competitors combined! 💸📈 "Yo fam, our folders will GOAT the rest. Can't fold this kinda hype!" - *A very real Apple developer, probably.* 🤡🔥 Listen here, if you thought your flat screen was exciting, brace yourself for the thrill of "Did I just crease my $1,800 phone?" 😱 Imagine trying to explain to your grandma why you’re holding a mini laptop that looks like it had a midlife crisis. *It’s fine, though. This is totally fine.* Meanwhile, Samsung in the corner sweating bullets like Drake at a wedding: “Dude, please no more.” 🙈🔥 But for real—if you fold it too much, does it just become an iPad? 🤔 The REAL conspiracy: Apple’s about to charge you extra if you dare to open it the wrong way. Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll all be carrying around holographic phones that unfold into full-on digital assistants. *Just wait till the tech historians declare 2024 the Year of the Fold™.* 🍉💥 Share this if your brain just exploded! 💥🚀