🚨BREAKING 🚨: iPhone 12 Stans Unite! 🚀 Sticking with that ancient relic for another year? You’re not alone—welcome to the Cult of the 12! 🙌💀 As the shiny iPhone 17 drops, complete with what I can only assume is a "better-than-ever camera that will still make your selfies look like a potato," faithful 12’ers are clutching their old-school tech like it’s the last slice of pizza at a developer's meetup. 🍕😱 “Why upgrade?” one *leaked* Apple engineer allegedly said. “We just recycled the 13 with a new coat of paint and slapped a ‘17’ on it. Stonks, baby! 💰🚀” Meanwhile, we’re over here vibing in our not-so-basic 5G world, saying, “Nah fam, I’m good,” as the new iPhone screams “this is fine” while crumbling under the weight of 4-camera setups that don’t add any value. 🤡🔥 Bro, you know Apple’s just playing 4D chess, or rather, they're putting us through 3 iterations of mediocre upgrades while they laugh all the way to the bank. 😂 *Drake Pointing meme* to all the haters who claim upgrading is a must. ✌️ So here’s my hot take: In 2024, iPhone 12s will become the new retro chic! Get ready for people rocking them like it's a fashion statement—#VintageVibes. 😎💁‍♂️💥 Share this chaos or you’re just complicit in Apple’s “next best thing” scam! 🚨💥