🚨🛑 HOLD UP, iPad hype train 🚂🚀!!! So, you wanna know which Apple tablet to snatch up in 2025? Let’s turn those "meh" choices into a wild meme fest, fam! 💰🔥 First up, we’ve got the *iPad Pro 2025* - the kind of device that makes your bank account scream "NOOO!!!" 😱 because it's basically the Batmobile of tablets. "Why buy a laptop when you can have a fancy screen with a keyboard you’ll hate?" - said every Apple fan ever. 🤦‍♂️ This is the Drake Pointing meme, but it’s pointing right at your wallet, fr fr! Then we’ve got the *iPad Mini* 🍏 - small but mighty! Perfect for people who want to feel like they're holding a credit card while watching Netflix. This one’s like that dog in the "This is fine" meme, you’re just waiting for it to *vanish* under the weight of all those subscriptions. 📉 And the *iPad Air*? Well, let’s just say it’s the “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” of the iPad lineup. 😎🥳 You know, the one that confuses everyone at family dinners! Developer Quote Leaked: “I’m just tryna crush my high score in Candy Crush, not choose an upgrade, fam” - some dude named Steve, probably. 🔥🔥 So here’s my hot take: Apple’s about to release the *iPad Ultra Mega Super Pro* next year just to roast your bank accounts harder and let you know they only care about the *iPad ecosystem* and not your **soul**! 💀🚫 #StonksOrBusted?