"iPadOS 26 flexing but still can’t do 5 Mac things? Major cringe, just let it cope! 💀✨🚫"
🚨🎉🌌 BREAKING: iPadOS 26 is here, and it’s giving MacBook users those “weird flex but ok” vibes! 🌈✨ But hold up! Before you start throwing your MacBooks out the window like it's 2023 and we’re ALL about that iPad life — let me drop some knowledge bombs on you 🔥💣. So, like… iPadOS 26 is basically the dude who shows up to the party, flexes a six-pack, but can’t crack a beer open🍺. Yeah, the beta's lit, but oh boy, it still can’t do these 5 Mac essentials. Cue the Drake meme—“I’m glad you’re here, but let’s not get carried away.” 🚫🤦♂️ "Yo, I had to code a whole 'do my taxes' feature into my iPad and I regret everything" – totally-not-made-up Dev quote. 1. Multitasking? Nah fam, that’s more of a pipe dream. 2. File management? 😂 More like file *mismanagement*! 3. External monitor support? Sorry, you get 1 screen max like it’s 2005! 💀 4. Certain apps still just refuse to cooperate. 5. Gimme a real keyboard, not the butterfly disaster! 🦋💔 In conclusion? If you’re waiting for an ‘iPadBook,’ you might as well be waiting for the next season of *The Mandalorian*. 🔮🤖 2025 is the year when iPads will finally ascend to true computing greatness! Or at least, that’s what we’ll tell ourselves while we seethe at our once-heroic MacBooks. Stonks? More like sunk. 📉💸