🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s Pro Devices Are Turnt Down 👀💀 So listen up fam, Apple is out here pulling a classic "it's not you, it’s me" move because the stocks of iPad Pro and MacBook Pro are dwindling like your motivation on a Monday morning! 📉🍏💔 Word on the street is they’re cooking up some spicy new gadgets that are about to knock your socks off! Get ready for freshly upgraded iPads and the MacBook Pro’s glow up that’s guaranteed to make your wallet cry. 💸😭💻 In a leaked conversation, one “developer” was overheard saying: “If our inventory levels dip any lower, we’ll have to start using cardboard cutouts for our next product launch.” 🤣📦 Stonks? More like "no thanks, I’m broke!" 💰💀 Meanwhile, the Apple Vision Pro is looking to be the cherry on top of this tech sundae – assuming we can still see it after all these price hikes. 👀🍒 Are you ready for the new era of overpriced gadgets? 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: I predict Apple is gonna drop a device that can only be funded via Kickstarter debt after you trade in your first-born child. Get ready, tech bros. It’s about to get chaotic! 🚀💥📲