🚨🔥BREAKING: The M4 iPad Pro is getting a sweet $100 off for Labor Day, and it’s NOT just a sale, it’s a VIBE. 💰💥 So, like, ZDNET says this thing is based on “many hours of testing” 🤔—but let’s be honest, we all know they sat around in their pajamas sipping Red Bull playing Candy Crush while waiting for the results from their “research” team. For real, how many hours is “many”? 🤷‍♂️👨‍💻 This isn’t just any tablet, fam. This bad boy is basically the Stan Lee of gadgets—an absolute LEGEND! 🚀 Stonk it up, baby! 📈💪💎 And if you thought you could escape the Apple ecosystem? Nah, fam, Steve Jobs is watching you, and he’s taking notes. 👀✨ Imma quote my imaginary friend, a dev leaked this, “We designed it to be so good that it practically codes for you 🤖! But you’ll still have to pay us to fix the battery issues 💀.” Get it while it’s hot, before Tim Cook makes it limited edition and starts charging you like Kanye at a merch booth! 😤🎤🔥📱 Final hot take: In 2025, the only tablets that will exist are just iPads with a potato glued to them—no cap. So grab this deal before your future self starts seething! 💩🪐💸