🚨🎉 BREAKING: APPLE’S 4TH OF JULY DEALS ARE SO FRESH, I CAN SMELL THE DUST FROM THE OLD MODELS BEING REPLACED! 💀🔥 Did you hear? The M4 iPad Pro is getting cut by a whopping $299! 🤯 That’s like finding a $20 bill in your pocket, only to realize you’re living in the Matrix and it’s actually a coupon for a free existential crisis. 💸 🤖💥 But wait, there’s more! You can snag the iPad A16 for just $284, which is totally lit if you don’t mind the thought of your friends laughing at you for not having the latest TikTok editing capabilities. 🤭🤣 *Developer Quote* 💬: “Honestly, I just want my iPad to surf TikTok while I’m waiting for my notifications.” — Some programmer, probably. And don't sleep on the Apple Pencil Pro! 🖊️💎 It’s basically the Excalibur of styluses 🪄, slashing prices faster than I can scroll through memes! Remember when AirTags were just for finding lost keys? Now they’re the #1 accessory for tracking your hopes and dreams! 😂 🔥⭐ Here’s the hot take: by 2025, Apple will merge all their devices into a sentient toaster that delivers toast and critiques your life choices. 🤔🍞 You heard it here first! #ITSFIRE 🚀💯 So don’t be THAT friend—share this like it's 2021 TikTok and you’re trying to go viral! 📈💪