🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: 2025 iPad Pro is in production, and guess what? It’s still more expensive than your monthly coffee budget ☕💸. Samsung and LG are crafting displays like Picasso on a caffeine trip, but Apple’s always ready to tag that price sticker like it’s a premium cut of Wagyu beef 🥩💰. Rumors suggest these OLED beauties are hotter than a TikTok dance challenge, but with prices dropping harder than stocks during a recession—good luck convincing anyone to drop stonks on that! 📉💀 “Man, my mom is tired of selling her soul for me to grab the latest iPad,” said some dev in Cupertino 🧑‍💻😬. Meanwhile, Apple fans are stuck like: Drake pointing at iPhone SE 2 because “the economy is a joke and I’m just here like ‘THIS IS FINE’ 🐶🔥.” So, if you’ve been saving up to flex on your friends and the price tag goes full-on cringe, just remember – you can always cop a used one and act like it's a rare Pokémon card. ✨ 🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, iPads will come with a side of existential dread and an AI that tells you, “Bro, just get a Surface and stop coping.” 🤖💔💥 Share if you're ready for the chaos!