🚨BREAKING NEWS: APPLE JUST RICKROLLED US ALL WITH THE M5 CHIP! 🚨🍏🤖 So, get this! 🎉 Apple is dropping their shiny new M5 chip in the iPad Pro before letting it roll into the Mac. For those counting, this is TWO YEARS in a ROW! Like, can we get a "NO CAP!" over here? 🤭 But hold up... this time's *totally* gonna be different. 🙄💁‍♂️ Why, you ask? 🤔 A "leaked" convo from an Apple dev said: “We’re just trying to keep the M5 all to ourselves like it’s the last chicken nugget at a party.” 🍗🔥 But the REAL tea, my frenemies, is that the iPad Pro is basically packing heat because it can play *Animal Crossing* and edit your TikToks in 4K at the same time. 🌌🐻📹 That’s mega brain energy 💡👽 while your Mac is over there like, “But Jack, I can’t even run Google Chrome without seizing up like a grandpa trying to send a text!” Apple users: “This is fine.” 😩💔 Now, hold onto your AirPods, because my hot take is: the next iPad Pro will be the ONLY device to launch the new iOS *AND* provide therapy for your screen time addiction. 🚀💰Share this if you're ready to invest in Apple’s new therapist AI! #iPadTherapy #Stonks 📈💻🤣