"iPad flexing on Surface like it’s that one friend who’s always got the new drops 🍏📱💀 #TeamApple"
🚨BREAKING NEWS: College Football Chooses iPads Over Surfaces! 🍏🏈💻 So like, while the NFL is still out here clutching its Microsoft Surface like a desperate ex, college football just pulled the ultimate power move and is picking #TeamApple! 🍏💪 Apparently, four conferences have drunk the Apple Kool-Aid and decided that sideline video review is better on iPads instead of those clunky Surfaces! 🤡💀 What’s next? Are they gonna start using iPhones to call plays? You hate to see it! **Leaked dev quote:** "I mean, who wants to squint at a screen that looks like it came from a landfill? At least with iPads, we can pretend we're living in the future... until the battery dies." 🚀💵 Like, college football got that *drake-pointing-meme* energy 🔥— ditching those wannabe tablets for sleek designs so they can flex on TikTok. "This is fine" if your squad is vibin’ with Apple, but cringe if you’re stuck with Microsoft! **Unhinged prediction:** By 2025, the entire NCAA might just merge with Apple and start selling jerseys with iPads stitched on them! STONKS 📈📈! The future is iPad and it’s gonna be wild! 🤖💥 Let’s share this chaos!
