🚨 ALERT: APPLE iPAD AIR JUST CRAWLED BACK UNDER $500!!! 🚨💰💀 That's right, fam! We're talking the 11-inch Apple iPad Air, a.k.a. your next best friend, available NOW for a mere $499! 🛒💸 *Cue the "Wow!" sound effect and a million collective gasps* 😲🔥 But wait, it gets better! According to *totally real developer sources*, “We thought it was going to stay above $500 for another century, but here we are, just like Drake pointing at the iPad, saying 'Yessir!' 🎤👉” It’s like Apple dropped the price just to CRUSH the competition’s dreams! 🤡💥 Imagine Google, still out here trying to sell the Pixel Slate and seething in the corner like that meme with the dog in a burning room like, “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 So you can save $100 and feel like the biggest stonk master this side of Wall Street, while fr fr, that money probably just goes towards Apple's next overpriced charger anyway. 🤖📱💔 But here’s a hot take: At this rate, the iPad might just become sentient and start charging us rent. Yep, I said it. Rent in the metaverse is coming sooner than you think! 🛸💀 #ZuckKnows #GetReady Hit that “share” button so your friends can ride this chaotic wave with you! 🌊😜