🚨💰BREAKING: iPad Air M3 is $150 off! Get ready to sacrifice your wallet! 🛒🔥 No cap, it’s like Apple just dropped a “50% off” sign in front of a stonks meme wall! 🚀🤑 This week in the land of bitten apples: the new iPhone 17 (and Air, and Pro), are out, and if you look closely, the operating systems have all been updated! 🥳📱 But wait, did we order? Nope, it’s just Apple giving your wallet a workout. This is fine. 😌💔 So what do we get instead? A discount on the iPad Air that’s basically the same as last year’s! 🙃 “It’s got a 13-inch screen,” says our imaginary developer friend, Bob, “but it’s like trying to sell a supercharged hamster wheel; it's still just a hamster wheel.” 🐹💨 If you want the perfect iPad to use as a glorified Netflix screen while you seethe about your life choices, this deal is calling your name! 📺👀 But let’s be real, spending nearly $650 for a device that’s just okay? Cringe. 😬 🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple’s gonna release a brick and call it the "iBrick" with 2% connectivity. And people will still buy it. 🤯🚀 Share this if you just realized your sanity's on sale too!